Peeps for Pups

One of our readers recently found Peeps dog food of some sort in the liquidation aisle at one of the big box stores and was kind enough to tell us about it. I have no problem with dogs enjoying peeps (better them than me). The main problem I had was that the Peeps were in the liquidation aisle BEFORE Easter. Nobody discounts candy before Easter. So this meant that:

•                They were leftover from last year, or
•          The store didn’t know when Easter is this year. (Easter does move around a lot.)

I wonder how much different these Peeps are from the human Peeps. I wish some brave person would try one and let us know. My guess is that they are about the same and that Peeps Inc is tired of slow sales in the human market and is test marketing their product on dogs.

I bet that’s how a lot of dog food gets started.  

The Plots Thicken

Is a couple that buys adjoining cemetery plots more likely to stick together until death? I don’t know that answer but I bet the answer is “Yes!” I would assume that, yes, people who lay out the money for these plots, these people who know they will someday be laid side by side, have a better than average chance of staying together. If I was a marketing director for a cemetery, I would really push the “buying plots together can strengthen your marriage” angle. It doesn’t take someone who took a marketing course in college to see this...

This subject reminds me of the song “Love Will Keep Us Togther” by the musical duo Captain and Tennille. Their marriage lasted 39 years. Wikipedia doesn’t say if they had adjoining cemetery plots or not…

The Plot Thickens

As we get older, we need to think about funeral arrangements for ourselves. Purchasing cemetery plots is a nice couples activity. You and your spouse shop around, find what you like, pick it out, buy it, and it’s yours. Maybe there are arguments as to who gets the left plot and who gets the right one, but I’m guessing people just go with which side of the bed they sleep on, right? Or maybe the couple  selects the right or left plot based on which side of the car they sat in. (“Well, Herb always drove. Always.”)  

The separate plots remind me of the twin beds on the old Dick Van Dyke show. It would have been really funny if Dick and Mary Tyler Moore would have switched beds from episode to episode (“Hey, last week she was in the bed on the left”) but I don’t think that happened…

Mario

Tuesday was Mario day (MAR10, get it?). This was a new one to me. It’s a Nintendo-endorsed holiday featuring sales on Nintendo games and stuff. But why should Nintendo “own” this day? What about all the restaurants named Mario around our communities? Shouldn’t they be allowed to participate? We had a carryout-only pizza place near our house growing up called Mario’s.  There were only two women who ever worked there (it was small). We thought they were sisters and maybe they lived upstairs above the restaurant. They probably didn’t need a furnace what with that pizza oven running well into the night. And they got to eat all the pizzas that people never picked up. Pretty sweet gig…

Every day was Mario Day for them I bet. I was often tempted to order a pizza and not pick it up so they’d have more to eat but I never did it.  

Big Ride

I saw a headline today that read: “Governor Wants Tighter Seat Belt Law”.  Really? Those self-tightening seat belts are tight enough now, I thought. They’re tight enough that, when I go through a fast food drive through and order a double cheeseburger, large fry and a 56 oz Mr. Pibb, I can’t take my wallet out of my hip pocket without unlatching my seat belt. (Is that even legal?) Then you eat the burger, fries and guzzle the Pibb and that belt gets even tighter!

I gave a business associate a ride to BW3 once. I didn’t know him that well. My car started beeping – I told him his seat belt needed to be on. He replied, “I know” and proceeded to do nothing. He knew he was too big for the seat belt. I gotta tell you, that was one awkward ride. What does one do in that situation?

•                Turn up the radio?
•          Talk about the weather?
•          Turn back?
•          Ask him to move to the back seat?
•          Take off your seat belt to sympathize?

I think I said something like, “So, like hey, what’re you gonna order at BW3?” Yeah.

Photo Op

Sorry I haven’t updated in a while. We’ve been on a moderately needed vacation. Plus we lost an hour this morning. But yeah, nobody ever talks about a “not needed vacation”, or” kinda needed” vacation, do they? It’s always “much needed”.  Regardless, it was a great vacation; I’m rested and ready to go. As my high school history teacher used to say, “Let’s have at it!”

While on vacation, five of us ate at a restaurant, and we emptied the napkin dispenser that was on our table. We told our waitress about it. She checked the dispenser (?) and agreed that we were out, and proceeded to not fill the dispenser or give us more napkins, or give us our check for that matter. We don’t know what we did, if anything, to offend her. We eventually got the check from another employee.

It’s not like we asked her to take a picture of us and then later asked another employee to take another picture of us.  No. You don’t want to do that. But you’ll want to limit the number of pictures to 3, maybe 4. She’s got work to do. Somebody probably needs napkins.  

Stupid Pet Trick

Have you ever taken your dog to the vet to get spayed and instead the dog gets sprayed for fleas (they do that, right?)? I mean, this type of thing has to happen, right? Maybe not all the time, but I bet it happens. That’s why human doctors (well, vets are human too but you know what I mean), before doing a procedure, asks the patient what they’re having done today. The vet can’t do that with dogs. Sure, they can ask the dog in their dog voice what they’re having done today, but the dog can’t answer. No.

When you get the vet's bill, you can’t believe how low it is. And the dog recovers really fast. And you give the vet a really good online review.   

So yeah, there’s a lesson here: If your vet gets really good online reviews, make sure you ask about this little trick.