Have you ever been in a restaurant when they bring the
prisoners in for lunch? I was in this diner in a small town with one of my
co-workers when all these guys with orange vests came in. They weren’t hunters.
They were some type of prison road crew. Apparently they got to eat lunch out.
Not sure why they couldn’t brown bag it, but it was what it was. So they came
in – a dozen, maybe 15 of ‘em. They were well behaved and all. But it got me to
thinking – if these guys are eating the same food in the same restaurant I am,
and if they’re playing the same jukebox I’m playing, remind me again please of
the advantages of NOT being in prison. Oh yeah, there’s one more thing. I had
to pay for MY lunch.
No, Jailhouse Rock was not on the jukebox. And no, Bill
Cosby was not on the road crew.
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