The Washington Football Team

Washington DC needs a new name for their football team. Their sponsors decided it was no longer acceptable to use the name *******s. So we at Uncle Tommy are here to help find a new name. Here’re some suggestions:

• The Washington Apples – No. Wrong Washington
• The Washington Irvings – I actually kind of like this but he was more of a New York guy. (Did I tell you I’ve been to his house?) You get much south of DC and it becomes “The Legend of Sleepy Holler”.
• The Washington Supremes – After the Supreme Court. Sounds too much like a pizza or a doughnut. Or Motown.
• The Washington Judges – Sticking to the Supreme Court theme. Nah. Sounds like basketball.
• The No State Warriors – Winner

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