Have you ever seen those signs along the side of the road
for these Antique Malls? I really want to stop at one. Who wouldn’t like to go
back in time and visit some of those stores, and maybe throw a coin in that
cool fountain? Maybe stop at the Bottom Half Store and try on some bell bottoms
(you got a lot of material for your money on those pants – just don’t wear them
riding your bike) or the Just Pants Store just to see if they might have some
shirts way in the back. Maybe I’d go to Spencer Gifts and get one of the gag
gifts that a million people had handled. But before I went to any of those
stores, I think I would head right for the Orange Julius. I would go there just
to satisfy my curiosity ‘cause I never found out if Orange Julius was a food or
a person, maybe some old Greek guy. Or was it just a play on words on Orange
Juice?
Whatever Orange Julius was, it/he could never overcome that
O J Simpson stigma. In hindsight, how did O J not become the spokesman for
Orange Julius? That might have kept him out of trouble.
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