Lady Bird Gaga

I don’t know much about this Lady Gaga person but I heard she performed during the Super Bowl halftime show so she must be popular. I hear she sings and she dances around while she sings.  So, like, what’s with that name? If Lady Gaga married Donald Trump would she be First Lady Lady Gaga?

Actually, we already had a First Lady “Lady”. That was Lady Bird Johnson. Was she known as First Lady Lady Bird Johnson? Or was it First Lady Bird? What was with that name? (And we wonder why children rebelled in the 60’s.) Her husband was known as LBJ. Why wasn’t she LBJ? And at what point does a “Lady Bird” become a hen?

Who woulda won a fight between Lady Bird and Sherryl Crow?