The Onion

I have no issues with onions as a pizza ingredient. I like a pizza with sausage, green pepper and onions. Or pepperoni, green pepper and onions. Or sausage, pepperoni, green pepper and onions. Or… well, you get the idea. But, what’s with having to pay for the onions? They’re onions! They come free with everything else. You don’t pay for onions in your hash browns or on your hamburger or hot dog. Or your chili mac. The typical pizza joint charges the same for onions that they charge for pepperoni, ham, or bacon. But hey, they’re just onions. You can get a 20 lb bag of onions at Costco for, what, four bucks or something? This has been going on too long.

Have you ever reached into your refrigerator produce drawer for an apple and accidentally got an onion and you didn’t realize it was an onion until you bit into it? I haven’t done that, but if you have, share your experience with us here at Uncle Tommy. We’d love to hear about it.