The cold and flu season is especially bad this year, isn’t
it? Entire schools are closing, I’m told. I thought sneezing into our elbows
instead of our hands was supposed to lessen
the effect of the flu and colds. That sure hasn’t worked, has it? Regardless, I
think we’re still supposed to sneeze into our elbows. But they never tell the
rest of that equation which is the following: This elbow sneezing should affect
what we wear when we have a cold. Black tops, jackets, shirts are out. (I’m not
sure you can sneeze into your elbow at a funeral, for instance.) Navy is out.
No dark grays. Same for Forrest Green (didn’t he manage the Phillies?). Bright
reds are out (yes, I know it’s Valentine’s Day – Sorry!) Instead try to go with
light blues, beige/tan, pastels maybe. A nice print. Something that won’t show the sneeze.
Hey, it doesn’t take a genius to figure this stuff out.
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