Whiz Quiz

Questions to ask the dairy aisle stock dude at your local supermarket:

1. “Can you go in the back and get me some fresher milk?” (Yes, they will usually do this for you.) 
2.  “If sour cream is already sour when you buy it, how do you know when it’s bad?”    
3.  “Got any samples?” (How come there’re never any samples in the dairy aisle?)                            
4. “If I keep this cottage cheese long enough, can I use it as sour cream?”     
5.  “Do you have any medium curd cottage cheese?” (There’s no such thing but it’s fun to ask.).  
6.  “How long do I have to keep Reddi Whip before it turns into Cheese Whiz?”