Gift Rap

Gift wrapping is a nice service, isn’t it? You get your gift wrapped, take it home, and there’s zero chance someone at home’s gonna find out what you bought, cause it’s wrapped. The wrappers at the mall always do a nice job, and they use better paper than that stuff you have at home. But there’s a group that wraps even better than those wrappers at the mall. I take my gifts to my butcher and get them wrapped in that nice, thick white butcher paper. Try this for a change of pace surprise for your family this year – you’ll be the talk of the tannenbaum! 

And just for kicks, have one of the packages be meat.

Merry Christmas!