- Walt Disney’s Frozen II - First there was Walt Disney’s Frozen. I assume that was about Walt’s body being frozen after he died. Cryogenics. And Walt Disney’s Frozen II is about Walt Jr I bet. Is the music by Ice T?
- Uncut Gems/Richard Jewell – Do we need both of these movies? Can they be packaged in a double feature maybe? Music by Neil Diamond?
- Little Women – Shouldn’t this really be shown only on the small screen? Music by Spice Girls?
- Arctic Dogs – Unlike Frozen, these characters are cold but still alive. Music by Coldplay.
- Cats – Wait. What? Idris Elba is in this movie? Huh? Not recommended by anyone but at least the cats stay warm. Music by Snoop Dog.
See you at the mega complex!
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