Meat Post IX

Remember when we used to do meat posts here at UT? Well, I love Chinese food. But menus at Chinese restaurants can be really long and time consuming. By the time you're done reading, you've drunk all your tea. When ordering Chinese food, be sure to check for the fine print on the menu. It’s easy to get fooled. For instance:

•              Almost Boneless Chicken – You may order this thinking it’s Almond Boneless Chicken. Be careful!
•     General Tso and Tso’s Chicken – ‘Nuff said. General Tso in general outranks Colonel Sanders on the Chicken Chart but make sure there’s only one Tso.  (Is Cap’n Crunch the highest military rank in cereal?)
•     Sesame Street Chicken – Don’t order this (thinking it’s Sesame Chicken) unless it’s on the children’s menu. By the way, has anybody seen Big Bird lately?

Yes, this may be that one post that you don't read to your children. We want a Happy Family.