Flour People

 

We just published post number 900. We’re also approaching 100,000 views. Thanks readers! I thought we were at “gold record” levels, but I checked and a record is not gold until 500,000 copies are sold. So, we might have to wait a few months. A record reaches platinum when 1,000,000 copies are sold. What’s with there being a level higher than gold? Shouldn’t gold be the top level? Has anybody who has won gold in the Olympics ever had a gold record, I wonder? I can’t think of one. I bet Simone Biles cuts a record at some point…

I bet the song “Gold Finger” went gold. Heck, I bet it went platinum. I bet they tried to get the singer to do a follow up song called “Platinum Finger”…

Gold Medal Flour must have won a gold medal at some point but that company’s been around so long who knows when they won that award.  I bet it gets confusing when people win gold medals at the fair for their flowers…