Have you heard about the pizza place where they don’t like pineapple? You can get a pizza with pineapple as a topping but it costs like $125 if you want to add it to your pie? Yeah. Look it up. The owner of the restaurant does not like pineapple on a pizza. But he’s willing to offer it as an ingredient for the right price. I don’t know where the owner stands on Pineapple Fanta…
If I had a pizza place I would do that with kale. If kale was any good, you’d be able to get it on a pizza, right? Nobody thinks twice about putting spinach on a pizza, but you NEVER have the kale option…
Can we please stop kidding ourselves that kale is good? It’s green, but you don’t even see it on St Patrick’s Day. You never see ads with leprechauns telling you to eat kale…
Oh, and there’s no Kale Fanta. Huh-uh.
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