I keep hearing these ads on Sirius radio for its Elvis station. The ads promote something called “Elvis week at Graceland”. Curious. What do they call the other 51 weeks? Have they turned the memory of Elvis into a groundhog-like figure who only comes out once a year and if he sees his shadow maybe he sings or moves his hips or something?
Elvis typically gets celebrated on the anniversary of his death. How would you like that day to be your birthday? Nobody would celebrate ‘cause they’re all mourning Elvis. Bakery scene: “Sorry, we don’t have any regular cakes today. Do you want an Elvis cake?”
Hitler died on what became my birthday but fortunately nobody celebrates the anniversary of his death. He doesn’t even have his own Sirius radio station.
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