It's a Maid, Maid, Maid, Maid World

I saw one of those maid services driving around today. I like the little cars they drive. That's one clean vehicle I bet. You see them pull into a driveway and then, like a clown car, those maids just keep coming out of that little car.  

What’s with the names of the Maid services? There’s:

•          The Maids – What? Like they’re the only ones?
•          Molly Maids – This one baffles me. What exactly IS a Molly Maid? Is molly an adjective I missed along the way as in “despite the hostile weather conditions, she was quite molly”?

I would like to see these folks get a little more creative with their names. How about these:

•          Maid Max – All guy cleaning service
•          The Mom Maids – They yell at you for not picking up your stuff
•          Maids of the Future – All the latest in modern technology including the rider vacuum cleaner
•          Maid in the Shade – “Lamp cleaning is our specialty”
•          Sun Maids – They leave you a box of raisins when they’re finished
•          The Home Maids – self-explanatory
•          Maid in America – All English speaking
•          The Old Maids – Semi-retired, yet thorough

Get ready for this industry to explode, folks.