Fantastic Four

What if you found out you were having quadruplets? Would you be prepared with names? Here’s some help:

•  John, Paul, George and Ringo – I had a prof who referred to Pope John Paul as Pope John-Paul-George-Ringo
• Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful – Yeah, there were four dwarves before the other three were born. What? You thought they were all in one litter?
• Davenport, Bettendorf, Rock (Island), Moline – You guessed it. The quad cities. Beautiful area. Wasn’t one of the last three dwarves named Bettendorf?
• Matthew, Mark, Luke and John – I like this better than Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus and Numbers.
• Levi, Wrangler, Lee, Jean – I think this is our winner. “Get over here, Wrangler!”