I just read where a local mall got robbed. Thieves somehow
got into the mall at night and took all the coins out of the fountain.
Management estimates that the thieves got off with about a thousand dollars.
That’s right - only $1000. So yeah, this story (unlike some of my other posts) probably
won’t be made into a movie.
I bet that mall manager is in trouble for saying they only
got $1000. I would have upped that estimate to maybe $20,000. I mean, you want
people to think it’s a successful mall, right? At a decent mall you can get a
couple hundred just sitting near the edge of the fountain with your Orange
Julius and dipping your arm in.
So, yeah, check the arcades, check the Laundromats! Be on
the lookout for some really jingly guys
with gross wet sleeves.
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