I walked into a business last week and they took my
temperature with that camera looking thing. I felt a bit violated and wanted to
call out, “Hey! Give it back! My temperature!”
Speaking of temperatures, I think I’ve figured out what I want to do when I
retire. I want to be the guy at the fair who guesses your temperature. Wouldn’t
that be cool (no pun intended)? The winners would get a stuffed animal and the
losers could get a thermometer with some advertising on it.
Or I could do “Guess Your Blood Type”. In order to compete
they’d have to give a pint of blood which I could sell to the Red Cross. That
would cover the cost of the stuffed toys and still leave me a little tip money.
These ideas replace my Drive-through Salad Bar idea which has
pretty much been trashed by COVID. Can I get government bail-out money for a business I hadn't quite got around to starting?
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