Everybody’s removing anything they can find relating to the
confederacy. Statues are being toppled. The Dixie Chicks (I guess they’re still
around) are now just “The Chicks”. I’m sure some find the word “Chicks”
offensive as well. I bet pretty soon the group will be known simply as “The”.
Well, I’m worried about Dixie Cups. When I’m at the dentist
and it’s time to swish, that’s what I reach for. There’s no washing, no drying
– you just throw them away! And never think about them again. Did you ever have
the Dixie Cup dispenser in your bathroom? I can’t remember if we did but those
things were cool. I’m gonna miss ‘em.
Somewhere, I bet Dick Cheney is saying, “That’s OK. You can
call me Dick C.”
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