Tuesday, October 20, 2026

Former Man For All Seasons

When Halloween is over, what do people do with their giant skeletons? Do they:

  • Put them in mausoleum-like self-storage units?
  • Return them to the biology lab at the university?
  • Let their dogs bury the bones in the backyard?
  • Leave them up and decorate them for other holidays?

My thought for Thanksgiving would be to perhaps add a wishbone. Maybe add a heart for Valentine’s Day. Turn them into the Jolly Green Giant for St. Patrick’s Day. Add a big white wig for Dolly Parton Day.  That kind of thing.

Why don’t we see more of the Jolly Green Giant on St. Patrick’s Day?

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