I finally got a haircut. I called my barber last Friday and he had me
come in through the back door of his shop. It was literally a hair raising
experience. The lights in the shop were low, it went really fast, there were no
magazines, but overall it was a pretty good haircut. You don’t want to get
caught during the haircut ‘cause I hear when you get caught the police don’t let
the barber finish the haircut. So you end up going to prison with half a
haircut and the inmates make fun of you…
While I was in the chair, the first of the month tornado
siren test went off. We both thought we were toast. I’m lucky I didn’t get my ear
cut off like Van Gogh...
And if you lose an ear, good luck wearing a mask.
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