Remember when you were a kid and you could go without a
haircut and it would look good? At least you thought it looked good, right?
Now, you go without a haircut and you end up looking like Ben Franklin or Crystal
Gayle or something. I can’t wait for the barbershops to re-open…
I’ve thought about cutting my own – I’ve trimmed hedges
before. And small trees. But I don’t want to end up like Van Gogh. My theory is
that Van Gogh was trying to give himself a haircut when he cut off his ear. He
was embarrassed so he acted like a crazy man so people would think he did it
out of frustration or whatever.
And maybe they’d buy a painting.
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