Krafty Singles

This no contact era has to be tough on America’s singles. Imagine yourself being single (if you’re not) during these times of social distancing and masking. It’s gotta be tough sledding. Here are some suggestions for lines to use to enhance in-person masked conversations (from the proper social distance, of course):

•          “So, like, are you cute?”
•          “Are we at the point in our relationship where we would be holding hands if it were allowed?”
•          “Are you smiling?”
•           “Is that gum you’re chewing? Or tobacco?”
•          “If it’s gum, and you didn’t have a mask, you wouldn’t be blowing bubbles, would you?”
•          “What is your skin like?”

Keep in mind, Zorro and Batman wore masks and they stayed single. But they didn't have this blog to advise them.