Today is New Year’s Day, the day of the Polar Bear Plunge (PBP) in our local river. They call it a swim, but it’s really just people walking into the water and walking out. And now, with the warmer temperatures, the swim is even less of an event. It needs a facelift. Here are some suggestions:
- Move the event to February 2nd. Can ground hogs swim?
- Bring in a food truck with a water theme. Watermelon, Water Chestnuts, Watercress, Water Buffalo…
- Bring in a celebrity swimmer. Michael Phelps? Joey Chestnut?
- Water polo
We need to see some real swimming here. I’ve seen better swimming at baptisms!
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