Sunday, January 12, 2025

The Big Picture

 

I attended a Christmas party last month and my picture ended up in society page of the paper. I was with two friends in the picture and they looked great. Unfortunately I looked heavy. They say the camera adds, what, 20 pounds? Or, is that just on television? How do I get on television to find out? It was hard enough just to get in the paper…

Why would the camera add weight to me but not to my friends?  Should I stand farther back next time? If the camera adds weight, and if there’s nothing we can do about that, is it asking too much to ask someone to invent a camera that also adds height?  

I don’t want to blow this up to the point where the picture doesn’t fit in the frame I bought…

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