Have you seen these giant skeletons people are putting in front of their houses? This is a relatively new phenomenon, at least around here. These things are like 20 feet high. It’s like having the skeleton of the Jolly Green Giant in your front yard. Where do people store these skeletons in the off season? Granted, I’m sure they come apart, but one of these dudes could easily fill a good portion of your attic. It would be great if you could transform the parts into a slide for your kids or something. That would solve the storage issue. Somebody should invent that.
Speaking of the Jolly Green Giant, what's with him always saying “Ho, Ho, Ho” in that really low James Earl Jones-like voice? “Ho, Ho, Ho” is a Christmas saying, but the giant was always out in a sunny July-like garden. Granted, Green Giant made frozen vegetables, but that “Ho” connection was never made clear.
Or was it “Hoe, Hoe, Hoe” and he was barking out instructions to the laborers in the field?
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