A new psychic just opened a shop near our local casino. We don't see that many of them around here. I’m
guessing that she caters to gamblers coming out of the casino who are trying to
decide whether they should go back into the casino and try to win some of their
money back. Or, maybe she deals with people trying to determine how their
spouses are going to react to their financial losses at the casino. Maybe
people just ask her for winning Lottery numbers. I always wanted to be a radio show palm
reader. “Just fax your hand to this toll-free number.” “Your future is very
blurry, very uncertain.” That could be a fun show. Or, how about giving a
psychic a spot on the weather channel? “Let’s go over now to Madame LaRue for
her read on how long this storm’s going to last.” People would eat that up.
I hear these psychics
are cash only. I would be more likely to believe a psychic who is willing to
accept my personal check. Can’t they look at my check and know that it’s going
to clear? C’mon! Put your money where your mouth is, Madame!
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