When you gals go to the beach, do you find yourself being
rescued repeatedly by the lifeguard ‘cause you can’t swim? Has he tired of your
scream? There’s only one thing worse than that experience while swimming: being
rescued by the lifeguard while wearing a bathing suit that you don’t look good
in. Well, how would you like to kill two seagulls with one stone? We here at Uncle Tommy
are designing our incredible new inflatable, floating bathing suit. It floats,
and you look good in it! In the past you were supposed to wear the orange life
vest over your bathing suit. It was clunky and just not very stylish. So you
didn’t wear it and the life guard had to rescue you repeatedly. See above. With our new suit, at the first sign of a
swimming mishap, you simply pull the handy cord and feel the unit inflate.
Instantly, you’re back to splashing with your friends. And, for a change of pace, you can replace the air in the suit with helium for para-sailing or even kiting. If you want to
call us Uncle Tommy Hilfiger that’s OK with us!
Please girls, don’t even once think that almost drowning is a
good way to meet lifeguards. He’s not
gonna think you’re cool. On the other hand, if he sees you flying on a string
over his head, you've got a chance.
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