What’s up with Minneapolis and St. Paul? They’re the twin cities. World’s largest mall. But if you’re having twins, you want to tie the names together, don’t you? Tommy and Timmy. Todd and Tommy. Tommy and Tammy. Like that. Minneapolis and St. Paul? Those names just don’t go together. Huh-uh. So we here at Uncle Tommy are here to help.
You could go the Christian route and change Minneapolis to St. Peter. St. Paul and St. Peter. That would work. And it would be alphabetical, reading left to right geographically. I’d be fine with that.
Or you could go the Disney route and change St. Paul to Mickeyapolis. Mickey and Minnie. That would also be alphabetical, reading left to right geographically.
I’m not as crazy about that second option but maybe Disney would build one of their parks there where you go on rides and stuff.
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