Thursday, December 22, 2022

On (Door) Dasher!!

Some restaurant delivery person dropped off food on our porch one night last week. We only knew about it ‘cause our doorbell camera caught it. We had not ordered anything.  So, I had to guess what neighbor it belonged to.

In these situations, you can’t lift the Styrofoam lid on the package to see what it is. But it would be funny if you did. You could go to your neighbor and say, “Hey Sid, I see you ordered the Mu Shu Pork from Chang’s.  Is it good there?”

When these wrong house deliveries happen, it’s pretty much a lose/lose situation for you. First, you’ve gotta go door to door around the neighborhood ‘til you find the rightful owner. This takes time. Secondly, if anything is missing, they’re gonna think you ate it. “Honey, don’t we usually get more than three onion rings?”

On the positive side, if you get far enough from your house and they don’t know you, they might think you’re the delivery guy and you’ll get a tip, especially around the holidays! Merry Christmas!

 

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