Holiday Update

The month of March brings us Pi Day on March 14^th which numerically is 314 like the mathematical pi formula. Clever! It’s too bad that this day occurs during Lent when many have given up pie or I would say go out and get a piece of pie on that day. I admire the creativeness of this holiday and would like to suggest a couple more for the upcoming weeks/months:

• March 4^th – Waltz Day. (3/4 time.) Listen to some Strauss!
• March 11th – Second shift day (3-11). Take a second shifter to lunch!
• April 9^th – Clean your microwave day (409 – do I really need to explain these?). A clean microwave is a safe microwave. Oh, and yeah, I lived in room 409 my freshman dorm in college. Looking back, our room was relatively clean once we realized there was no maid service.
• May 7^th – Ketchup variety day – Were there ever really 57 varieties? I, for one, have my doubts.  If there really were 57 varieties, why did they settle on this bland one? C’mon Heiny!
• June 1^st – “A Half Dozen of the Other” Day – Buy 6 of something.
• July 11^th – Visit a carryout day. Splurge. Get yourself a slurpee! Play the lotto.

So yeah, mark your calendars!