I heard today about a guy I know who recently had to leave a
basketball game he was attending ‘cause his nose would not stop bleeding. The problem with nose bleeds
is that most people think the bleeding started ‘cause you were picking your
nose. Even if you weren’t doing that, people are going to think that. That’s
just how people are. Well, there’s a simple solution to this. If you get one of
these nose bleeds, you can always say that you were in a fight and you got
belted. That usually works.
If the bleeding continues, you’ll need to get yourself to
either the ER or the Red Cross. Why the Red Cross, you ask? If your blood’s
gushing out, the Red Cross should be willing to take it. Then they’ll stop
calling you at dinner time to give blood.
On the other hand, one of the best ways to lose weight is to
answer all those Red Cross phone calls during dinner. Try it. The
phone call interrupts your meal and you eat less. It works! Just don’t lose so
much weight that you can’t give blood ‘cause if you do they’ll stop calling you
during dinner. It’s one of those vicious circles.
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