Thursday, October 31, 2019

Foods for Thought


You can buy jars of peanut butter with jelly swirled in it. I guess this is for folks who don’t want to take the time to open two jars. Maybe somebody was trying to be the next Reese? Or Arnold Palmer? With that thought in mind, here are some food products that we may or may not need:

  • Bagel holes – when you’re not hungry enough for the whole bagel and you don’t want to risk slicing off your finger again trying to slice the bagel. Hey, it worked for doughnuts…
  • The Pee-wee Reece – Bite sized peanut butter cup (no jelly). Named after the former Dodger shortstop. In the spirit of the baseball themed Baby Ruth, O Henry, and Reggie Bars.
  • Rosanne Bars – Like a fortune cookie, they come with little sayings, but these sayings are offensive.

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