Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Nut Job


Why in the world are people still giving out Snickers and Reese’s and other peanut related candies on Halloween? Where is the peanut allergy sensitivity folks? It’s kind of sick when you think about it. (“Yeah. I get a kick out of giving kids candy they can’t eat.”) Some people rationalize it by saying that the kids with the peanut allergies will just trade their peanut candies with their brothers or sisters. Sure. Have you considered that these kids might not have a brother or sister? Or that the brother or sister might have the same allergy? Hey, why not just go all out and give the kids a Payday? People are sick…

The solution here is to offer the child a choice between Dum Dums and Smarties. This process, while providing a more healthy choice to the children, also provides you a survey of the intelligence levels of the kids in your neighborhood.

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