Sunday, April 12, 2020

Whistle Stop


There are two types of whistlers: those who whistle a tune and those who, like a tea kettle, whistle radom notes. Those of you who know me know that I’m a pretty good whistler. Heck, let’s not kid ourselves, I’m an elite whistler. I’m in tune, I’m loud and I pick good songs. When I’m in stores I will sometimes whistle along with the tune on their background music.

While at the store this week I was whistling “Theme from Laverne and Shirley” and I got a couple of mean looks from people. I get it: no matter how pretty the sound is, in this environment nobody wants to be around a guy blowing germs out of his mouth. Sad…

On second thought, maybe these people just don’t like Laverne and/or Shirley…

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