Sunday, September 12, 2021

Land Ho!

I am returning from a refreshing boating vacation. It was great. But adjusting back to normal life is hard. Here are a few things to look out for when making that adjustment:

  • Don’t put a life jacket on before you get in your car.
  • You don’t need the floating key ring for your car keys
  • You typically don’t need to dry off your seat before you get into the car.
  • Unlike boating, you don’t need to wave at every car going by
  • You don’t need to check the wind before you pull into your driveway
  • There’s no need to tie your car to your garage.

If you really miss boating you can pull a skate boarder around your neighborhood behind your car. Strangely, you don’t need a spotter for this. I verified that with the sheriff at Rotary.

 

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