Hot dog champion Joey Chestnut was in town again last week in an ice cream eating contest at a local baseball game. He was at the game seeing how many pints of ice cream he could eat in 2 minutes. The guy deserves some dessert after so many hot dogs. When he flies into town, does he get the same snack on the plane that the rest of us get? Or does he get like 89 cookies and eats them really fast while the flight attendant is standing there? How would you like to be the girl scout who gets to sell him cookies?
Joey looks good. The man is not fat. I’m not sure how he does it. As a competitor, will he eventually earn senior status? I’d like to see some senior eating contests. Plates of liver and onions, beets, cottage cheese, three bean salad, stuff like that. Elderberry pie.
They’d have to have the contest at 4PM of course…
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