Tenor Eleven

During the holidays, all the tenor groups were on tour, trying to get to every town before Christmas. They were all out there. The Three Tenors. The Texas Tenors. The Ten Tenors. The Celtic Tenors.

Did you know that The Canadian Tenors changed their name to just The Tenors? Pretty bold, huh, considering all the other tenor groups out there. Are these Canadians suddenly not proud of their heritage? Will we see other Canadian entities drop Canada from their names?

·         Canada Dry – “Bartender, Gimme a Rye and a Dry!”
·         Canadian Club – “Bartender, Club me!”
·         Canadian side of Niagara Falls – The American Falls and The Falls. Yeah.
·         Canada Goose – I’m sure Canada would love to disassociate itself from this hideous creature.   

I’m drawing the line at Canadian Thanksgiving. If they’re just gonna call it Thanksgiving, they gotta have it on the same day as us. No more of this second Monday in October stuff. No.