Remember when people bragged every spring about how much of
tax refund they were getting?. You don’t hear that kind of bragging so much anymore
‘cause people understand that getting a refund means that the government has
gotten to use your money all year. For free. But there’s a few of those
braggarts still out there. I know a guy who still does that. This same guy also
has the unique practice of going a while without brushing his teeth prior to a
dental appointment. “If they’re gonna clean my teeth anyway, why should I clean
them before I go? You don’t wash your car before going to the car wash, right?”
I suppose he had some kind of a point, but…
I know another guy who complained that his elderly mother
let her dog lick off her plate. A lot of people do that, I said. He said it was
really gross though when she put the plate back into her mouth…
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