Sunday, August 2, 2020

The Symptoms (no, not Bart and Lisa)


They say you lose your sense of taste when you get Covid-19. Well, here’s some practical advice: if you have Covid-19, and if you feel up to it, why not eat some of the food in your pantry or freezer that you don't like? If you can’t taste it, what’s the harm? You might have a pound of liver in your freezer that you haven’t been able to get rid of for a couple of years. Or, you might have an expired can of creamed corn that you’ve held on to waiting for the next food drive at school. My guess is that there won’t be any food drives for a while…   

I think Kroger should advertise creamed corn with signs like, "Great for Food Drives".

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