The Jeane Dixon Cookbook

Yeah, Jeane did a cookbook as well. You can get it on Amazon for 10 bucks. I think it’s about human food and not dog food but I’ve not read the book. Maybe it tells you what you’re going to eat tomorrow so, like, if you knew you were going to have kale tomorrow you wouldn’t eat it tonight. I wonder if Jeane predicted this kale craze. More importantly, I wonder if she predicted when the kale craze will end…

This is the type of book that you want to read in a crowded doctor’s office waiting room just to see the reaction of other people. And every once in a while you blurt out, “Mmmmm” just loud enough for a few people to hear. And then you leave the book on your chair and see if anyone’s reading it when you come out after your appointment…