Pony Up!

So, Pepsi says they’re not doing Super Bowl commercials this year. And Budweiser is saying they will only do commercials for Bud Lite. (Phew. Thank goodness we still get to see Bud Lite commercials.) So, like, for Bud Lite, does Budweiser still get out the Clydesdales?  

I never understood the Clydesdales. It’s supposed to be special to see them. But it's not like they’re  endangered or something. They’re farm animals – they live in a barn somewhere, right? Unlike the wild moose or elk, the farmer can go and look at them whenever he wants. They probably have names even (Clyde, maybe Dale)…

But yeah, since Budweiser is only running ads for Bud Lite, will we see slimmed down versions of these Clydesdales? Will we see smaller versions of the Clydesdales? Are there miniature Clydesdales? Clydesdale ponies?

That reminds me. I gotta make sure I’ve got a full pony keg in the spare fridge for the game. (That's why they use the horses.)