Have you heard about the lynx on the loose in Long Island? Maybe it’s not a lynx but it’s some kind of a black cat and it can run really fast, according to the media. I know what a lynx is ‘cause Mercury (remember Mercury?) had a model called the Lynx back in the 80’s and they always showed a lynx running really fast in their commercials. It was the Mercury version of the popular Ford Escort. It sure sounds faster than an Escort, doesn’t it? Mercury had the Cougar also, so they had some pretty fast cars. Ford’s models had more of horse theme, with the Mustang, the Maverick, and the Pinto.
But yeah, this black cat is on the loose somewhere on Long Island. But now I’m hearing on the news that it was spotted. Wait. What? Make up your mind, media. Is it a black cat, or is it spotted?
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