Pepsi is trotting out a new Pepsi flavored condiment to put on hot dogs. It got introduced at 4 ball parks over the 4th of July holiday. You put it on your hot dog like mustard I guess. Pepsi corporate thinks it makes sense 'cause Pepsi tastes so good with a hot dog. Interesting, but if I get a Pepsi flavored hot dog, why do I need a Pepsi? Wouldn't this be like getting a tomato juice to go with a ketchup laden hot dog?
This sounds like a nightmare when dealing with the vendors who roam the stands at the games. Like when you're 15 seats from the aisle and your hot dog gets passed down to you and everybody touches it including that guy with the cough and you're trying to explain to the vendor from 15 seats away that you want a Pepsi and not Pepsi sauce?
Nobody has commented on what effect this new condiment will have on the hot dog contests. Will it act as a tasty lubricant and boost consumption? I say let’s wait and see what Joey Chestnut says. There’s nothing I value more than condimentary from the wiener’s circle.
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