Thursday, July 20, 2023

No More Monkeys Jumpin' on the Bed

Have you ever noticed that whenever a mattress store goes out of business they open one of those trampoline parks in the same location about a week after the going out of business sale? Yeah. If you look carefully at the surface of these so called “trampolines” you’ll see names like Sealy, or Stearns and Foster. Yeah. They’re not foolin’ this guy. It doesn’t take a genius to figure this stuff out.

If a mattress store opens in what used to be a trampoline park, well, that's one store you REALLY want to avoid.

Selling mattresses (mattri?) is a tough job. Too many people use the line, “I’m not ready to buy it today; let me sleep on it and I’ll let you know tomorrow”.  That line gets old.

 

 

 

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