What’s with these Five Hour Energy drinks? I don’t know about you, but I have a few questions. Like, if I drink two, am I good for ten hours? If I only drink half, am I fired up for 2 and a half hours? Can I drink one before I swim? If I drink one do I have to wait 20 minutes then before I swim, and if so, do the 20 minutes count as part of my 5 hours? What if I just stay in the shallow end? Should I tell the life guard I drank one? Is it wise to take one of these before a hot dog eating contest? What if I’m in the contest?
If I get pulled over speeding after taking a Five Hour and I
show the cop a bunch of empty Five Hours bottles on the floor of the back seat,
do I have a chance of getting off?
How long will it be before we see a Pepsi flavored Five Hour Energy Condiment? Stay tuned…
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