Everybody’s got their decorations up. What do you make of these inflatables people put up in their front yards? At night they’re inflated but during the day they just lay there on the lawn, all deflated and wrinkled. During the day it looks like somebody’s clothes got tossed out the bedroom window like in that movie “Down By Law” where Tom Waits’ wife in the movie kicks him out and tosses all his clothes out the upstairs front window while he stands and watches from the sidewalk. And he yells up to her, “Not the shoes! Not the shoes!” But she throws those down too.
You never want this type of thing to happen. But guys, if you’re gonna get tossed out of your house and have you wife throw your clothes out the front window, this is the time of year you want that to happen. Get yourself some inflatables and your neighbors will never know it happened.
Of course it helps if you’re really big and you have a lot of red and green clothes.
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