Did you hear about the fishing contest where the winners got caught putting lead in the fish to make them weigh more so they would win the contest? Yeah, these guys are looking at jail time – and they have to give back their trophies.
I know they won some money, and they were sneaky dishonest and all, but jail time for a fishing contest? That seems a bit extreme. No Houston Astros went to prison for the garbage can lid cheating scandal. Maybe they can set up a less strict prison for these fish crime guys. Maybe with some fish-themed punishment: Make ‘em eat those fish that’re supposed to be bone free but they still have bones. Or make ‘em eat anchovies every day.
Put 'em in small cells and pack 'em in like sardines
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