Thursday, November 3, 2016

Who's on First, Lady?



Wow! What a World Series! So now the next thing is the election which is next week already. I’m still trying to sort this whole thing out. If Hillary gets elected as president, would she be both president AND first lady? Her husband (Remember Bill Clinton?) obviously cannot be the First Lady. However, Hillary would hold the title of “First Lady President” because (1) she’s female (first lady president), and (2) because she was at one time The First Lady. She would be the first First Lady to become president. So, since Bill can’t be First Lady, does Tim Kaine’s wife (Sugar?) move up to First Lady? Or is she Second Lady? Can there be a Second Lady if there’s no First Lady? And Bill Clinton would be called what exactly? I like the title “First Lady’s Man”. 

I wonder how many people are not voting for Hillary ‘cause they think her running mate is Herman Cain, former head of Godfather’s Pizza. I think she needs to clarify that. Regardless, her campaign motto could be something along the lines of “She won’t fall down again ‘cause now she has her Kaine.”

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