Continuing on our meat theme that just won’t seem to go
away, I’ve never entered one of those hot dog eating contests, have you? I
really don’t want to. The big national contest is in June, I think. That
doesn’t seem fair, ‘cause how long do you have to wait before you can go swimming
after one of those contests, three, maybe four days?
I bet those contestants never get invited over to someone’s
house to eat. “We can’t invite Howard over! You saw how many hot dogs he ate at
that contest, Ron!”
All it will take is for one of these guys to die during the
contest and we won’t see these contests anymore. They’ll get replaced by kale eating contests
or something …
Speaking of which, has anyone ever followed up to see how
long these contestants live? Do these guys live long? If they do, this should be part of
Hebrew National’s advertising. “This man ate 32 of our wholesome hot dogs in a
span of 60 minutes back in 1984 and look, he’s still alive!”
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